It’s not fair for him to even be on the show. Who’s gonna beat him? Seriously?
Yeah he’s gonna win.
I can’t get enough of this.
i don’t get how a woman can “invade” a space meant for women.
PEOPLE TRYING TO COPYRIGHT TWEETS
you replace jack-o-lanterns with real heads ONE TIME and then no one wants to go trick or treating in your neighbourhood anymore :/
Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend
YAAAAASSSSS NICOLE DRAG HA!
*Ugly white dude voice* Taylor swift is so obsessive and crazy about the people she dates i’d never date her lol! Bro can you turn up the eminem song? This is the one about him murdering his wife it’s my favorite lol
white girls are having a crisis, y’all.
|—||One For Sorrow, C.Barzak (via bl-ossomed)|
shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!
if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes
Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes
i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong
teacher: hello! your child has been very insubordinate in class! causing disruption throughout the whole period-
me as a parent: ??? receipts :)