thisgingerisdonewithurshit:

  • joins tumblr to pass time
  • becomes a radical feminist
are children small, or just far away?
2srooky:

124:

photosynthesis… hacked

*stares at the sun* we’re in.

2srooky:

124:

photosynthesis… hacked

*stares at the sun* we’re in.

THIS PERSON IN MY HOUSE IS TRYING TO DENY THAT ADHD IS REAL BC MEDICAL COMPANIES PROFIT OFF OF IT

#ILLUMINATI

why do family members think my life is some sort of questionable thing

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

earloffabulousness:

Person: You should try dressing normal for once

Me:image

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

image

image

tayloracleswift:

deadjosey:

analfountain:

I just

She spent 20 K on a third titty this…………I’m done.

okay but I love this

tayloracleswift:

deadjosey:

analfountain:

I just

She spent 20 K on a third titty this…………I’m done.

okay but I love this

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

you are grounded
diamoncls:

idoladythings:

diamoncls:

lone buttplug in parking lot aesthetic

That’s not a butt plug.. It’s a nasal suction thingy. You can buy them in most baby sections to help babies when they have stuffy noses. Plus some other uses.

…None of which are butt plugs, dudes.

well it still worked like one…

diamoncls:

idoladythings:

diamoncls:

lone buttplug in parking lot aesthetic

That’s not a butt plug.. It’s a nasal suction thingy. You can buy them in most baby sections to help babies when they have stuffy noses. Plus some other uses.

…None of which are butt plugs, dudes.

well it still worked like one…

I wish I could be more.
(via concludents)