me: goes to lowes
lowes man: how can I help you son
me: first of all I am not your son. second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals
McDonald’s is disgusting
you disgusting homosexuals out here eating ass sucking dick and you have the nerve to call mc donald’s disgusting? not on my watch
We all know that one kid who wont let people forget that they’re in a honors or AP class
"I coulda dropped my croissant"
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE
HIS LITTLE SCREAM
Brighten up your day with this cute kid trying to flirt.
What they won’t show you on CNN tonight: Ferguson residents line a parade of roses down W Florissant, leading to where Mike Brown was taken from this world. #staywoke #powerful #insolidarity
nice slur in your name?? like ok…
And then he blocked me