- joins tumblr to pass time
- becomes a radical feminist
This Kid Is Going Places
Me as a father.
god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9
Person: You should try dressing normal for once
babe can i show you my d*ck
She spent 20 K on a third titty this…………I’m done.
okay but I love this
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
lone buttplug in parking lot aesthetic
That’s not a butt plug.. It’s a nasal suction thingy. You can buy them in most baby sections to help babies when they have stuffy noses. Plus some other uses.
…None of which are butt plugs, dudes.
well it still worked like one…